*The Basics*

Name: Stephen Paul Webb
Nicknames: Well, none that I really enjoy. I used to be called Stew. Pretty much everyone calls me Stephen. DO NOT CALL ME STEVE.
Birthdate: January 26, 1979
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Hair color: It's a dirty blonde color, although it has been black, blonde, and even red.
Eye color: Blue - though the tint changes quite often.
Height: approx 6 feet.
Siblings: None.
Weirdest hobby: It varies depending on who you ask.
Pets and their names: I have two adorable little kittens named Nolan and Paige. I have a wonderful little dog named Rocky, but he is back home in Georgia. I have five lovely little fish. We used to have the stray cat that lived on the patio, but he disappeared.
Things you like to do: I also love watching movies, spending time with friends, playing baseball, and SHOPPING.
Things you collect: Movie memorbilia. I collect movies, posters, figurines from film, autographed photos, press kits...you name it. I am a whore to the film industry. DVDs are the current obsession though. Also, I have been collecting different kinds of alcohol. Interesting, because I don't drink a lot, but ya know...having it on hand is important.
Tattoos/Piercings: None actually. I had my ears pierced, but recently took the earrings out. I am considering getting a tattoo, although I am just not sure of what or where.

*Top Eleven Favorite Movies of All Time*
(at least as of July 8st, 2001)

1. Chasing Amy
2. Halloween
3. Boogie Nights
4. The Shining
5. Back to the Future Trilogy
6. Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon
7. Weird Science
8. Star Wars Series
9. Sleepless in Seattle
10. 2001: A Space Odyssey
11. Plesantville

*Favorites*

Fave colors: It depends on what. For clothes, I have a lot of blue. For home/office decor, blacks and grays.
Fave foods: I love going to Subway. Cooking spagachos, a special recipe of mine. You know what candy I am hooked on lately? Those little hazelnut candies called Ferrero Rocher. HEAVENLY. Mars bars. I can't turn down a GOOD salad either.
Least fave foods: Scalloped potatoes.
Fave flowers: You can't go wrong with the classic Rose.
Fave shampoo/conditioner: I use stuff from the salon. Back to the Basics Honey.
Fave Music Groups/Performers: Fiona Apple, Dave Matthews Band, Tori Amos, Aimee Mann, Evan and Jaron (they've never heard of you either), No Doubt, R.E.M., Bjork, U2 and last but certaintly not least, Frank Sinatra.
Fave cartoon character: Oh, there is no doubt about. He-Man. To this very day, my He-Man travels with me, and gives watch over my computer.
Fave actors & actresses: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, John C. Reilly, Jason Lee, Tom Cruise. Angelina Jolie, Joey Lauren Adams, Julianne Moore, Kate Winslet, Al Pacino, William H. Macy, Don Cheadle.
Favorite Film Directors: Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Kevin Smith, Tom Tykwer
Fave cities/places: New York City, my apartment, and as much as I complain, Atlanta, Los Angeles, Corona Del Mar
Fave TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Action, Roswell, Friends, Boston Public, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, The Ellen Show, and Alias.
Fave day of the week: Um, I guess Sunday.
Fave thing to wear: OUT: khakis and a shirt - simple. IN: A big baggie t-shirt and Joe Boxers.
Fave cereal: Fruit Loops
Fave stores: Wow, dangerous questions. I love the Hollywood Book and Poster Co and Ahhhs, for their selection of movie posters. For house stuff, I have been going to Crate and Barrel and Pier One Imports an awful lot lately. For close, I typically go to the big department stores since they have a wide selection of clothes. I also love The Gap and Abercrombie & Fitch.
Fave names for boys: Joaquin, Christian, Angel
Fave names for girls?: Taylor, Alyssa, Joey

*Diving even deeper into absurdity*

Best feeling in the world: Being in love. Having someone to relate to. Being appreciated.
Do you believe in yourself? : in most areas, yes. But I do have realistic perceptions of the big picture.
What would you change about yourself? : I could tone up a bit and/or lose a few pounds.
What do you wear to bed? : either nothing at all, or a pair of sleep pants of the Calvin Klein variety.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? : nope, I sleep with an Anji, 4 Jubes, a Face, and a little plane named Nubian.
What is your dream car?: Jeep Cherokee.
Who was your first love?: first love? Hmmm. That would be a girl named Ariel. But, isn't it the last love that really counts?
Have you gotten totally drunk off your ass?: I don't drink very much, so I never have gotten drunk. The couple of time I drank a "healthy portion" it didn't really affect me. For the most part though, I am a "sipper".
Have you seen a porno?: of course. I am a movie buff. I even own one. GASP!
Have you ever told a really big lie?: no, I like to stick to lots of little lies.
Have you cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope.
Do you wear thongs or G strings?: Somehow, I think that question was designed for a woman.
Are you secretly crushing on someone?: other than Angelina? nope.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no
Things You Obsess Over: Everything. I am a bit to passionate about everything.

* What do You Think Of...*

Abortion: I don't agree with it on a personal level, but I think women should have the right to choice. So I am pro-choice that wishes people would choose not to.
Marilyn Manson: eh.
Boy bands: Backstreet Boys Suck. *NSync rules!
Spice Girls: 1994
Premarital sex: Would you buy a car without test driving it?
Titanic (the movie with Leo): Great film.
Jerry Springer: no opinion again.
What CD(s) is in your CD player right now?: I have a 200 disc cd player...do you REALLY want me to list them out? Currently I am listening to Billy Holliday.
Do you have a job?: Yes, I work for a tenant screening service in the San Fernando Valley...pretty cushy gig all in all.
Have you ever been out of the country?: Nope
Do you go to summer camp? no
Apples or oranges?: oranges
Chocolates or flowers?: Chocolate
Vanilla or chocolate?: chocolate
Black or white?: Um...that is not specific enough. NOT EVEN going to go there.
Boys or girls?: girls, if I have to choose. J/K.
Have you ever cheated on a test?: no...but get this. I actually studided.
Played strip poker?: no.
What one person/team/band do you love most in the world?

                                        person: Anji
                                        team: Atlanta Braves
                                        band: Dave Matthews Band

Do you drink alcohol: some.
Do you smoke: The occasional clove cigarette.
Most humilitaing moment: Peeing in my pants at a Target once. ( I was 13)
How many pair's of socks do you have?: Not enough.
Cookies or Cake?: Cookies over the Macadamia Nut Variety.
Candles or Lamps: Candles.
Best advice / Important lessons you've learned: to love anyone else, you have to first love yourself.
Non-Sport activity you enjoy: Theatre
Everyone has a meaning behind their screen name. What is your screen name and whats the meaning behind it? I don't use AOL that much. So, I picked my screen name at random. StephenDVD you figure it out.
Everyone has a bad habit. What is yours?: biting my finger nails.
What's the craziest dream you ever had?: the one where I thought I could fill this out quickly.
What's the first thing you do when you wake up?: pee
Last CD, Tape or 7inch you bought?: that I actually bought? The Cast Recording to the Producers.
Worst job you have ever worked?: telemarketing.
What do you see when you look in the mirror?: toothpaste stains
What song would you like to wake up to every morning?: Spoons - Dave Matthews Band
What are you scared of?: water and driving.
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: periwinkle with the black crayon specks at the end because I didn't stay in the lines. Analyze THAT Freud.
Right now, who do you wanna be with the most?: Anji.
What's your spice girl name?: SmartAssSpice
Repeat after me, "Country Music is the best music in the world": well...deaf people need music too.
Who are you attracted to, who do you desire, and why haven't you told them?: I am attracted to Angelina Jolie and Lita in the WWF. Yeah, it's strange I know.
Do you believe in love at first sight? love at first site? not really, but I do believe in "knowing I can eventually love this person at first sight."
What is the corniest pick up line you've used, that's worked?: I have never used a pick up line.
What type of deodorant do you use: Right Guard
Pierce your nose or tongue? most certaintly tounge. It is the far sexier of the two.
Be serious or be funny? the best people can do both very well.
Boxers or briefs on guys? both depending on the situation.
Whole or skim milk? Lactose Intolerant.
Simple or complicated? I think complicated. It makes us wiser and more experienced.
Color or black-and-white photos? I like them both.
Stay up late or wake up late? Go to bed at 10:30 wake up at 6:00
More romantic: Bath or shower? I don't like either with other people.
Is it POP or SODA? it is DEFINATELY soda.
X or O in Tic-TaC TOE??: O
Sun or moon? Moon
Pants or long skirt?: for me? pants.
Left or right?: right
Kids or no kids? I love kids. When I can give them back to their parents.
What's your dream wedding? : costume party style.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: nope.
How many homes have you lived in?: 7
How many schools have you gone to?: 6
Words/phrases you overuse?: fuck!, nigga please, eh., Just Saying., Sombitch.
Special talents you possess?: Um, the ability to shut the entire world out if need be, if I am interested in something I can become an expert at it in a really short time.
If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?: Frank Sinatra, Fiona Apple, Paul Thomas Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, Philip Seymour Hoffman
Coolest famous people you've ever met?: next!
Coke or pepsi?: Coke, Dr. Pepper, 7-UP, Cherry 7-UP. Keep the fridge stocked at all times.
Best parts about someone of the opposite sex?: I enjoy expressive eyes...everything else is wasted if you can't lose yourself in the eyes.
If you could be anything in the kitchen, what would you be?: stupid question...but I guess a big banana.
Song that best describes you?: Shimmer - Shawn Mullins